Friday, May 29, 2020

FFXIV – Part 200: Grab Bag

Summary: No plot progress here. Sharing a recently-gathered collection of awesome player names and screenshots from around Eorzea. Happy 200th.

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Welcome to the 200th session of Coldrun Plays FFXIV! I’m gradually leveling up my dancer and scholar (at 69 and 61 as I write this), but have seen so many awesome and hilarious player names and outfits that I have to share. Hope you enjoy as much as I did.

And thank you for accompanying me on this journey these past years!

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Real People
Kiddish Gambino
Selene Dionne
Bahamut A’li
Biggie Smalls

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Fictional/Mythological References
Geralt Stark
Isabella Swan
Light Farron
Bunbun Bonnie
Lion Owe
Bolas God
Archangel Azrael
Himeko Yume (A fellow Danganronpa V3 fan perhaps)
Tim’the Enchanter
Litening Mcqueen
Shadow Lord
Toonee Lunes


Fully cosplaying like FFVII’s Genesis Rhapsodos.


Check out this player’s Little Mac cosplay!


A player riding the Monster Hunter World crossover mount, Rathalos.

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Commercials & Products
Nissan Maxima
Hank-from State-farm

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Animals
Rabbit Pie (added here because she’s specifically a Viera)
Woof Woof
Lady Purrfect
Soft Kitten
Bathing Ape
Scared Bear
Friggin Squirrel
Kitty Rawrsauce


Cat and bird.


Big, goofy dhalmel mount.


My favorite mount in the game, a golden phoenix.
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Grrrrr Fierce!
Blood Letting
Overkill Funtime
Mist Ninja
Fey Tality


My friend Rhaq, showing off their awesome rogue relic weapons!

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Jobs & Roles
Healing Waifu
Panaceao Mchealerson
Bard Swag
School Girl
Drag King
Guilty Bystander


A fantastic bard outfit.

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Food
Hamsamich Mcnuggets
Peanut- Butter
Keylime Pai
Husky Frappuccino
Ginger Snapcase
Kraft Mac
Dum Sim
Captain Waffleheart
Epic Nachos
Cookie Crumble
Lunchy Demonlord
Short Stackk
Steeped Tea
Sir Noodle
Brisket Savage

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Rated M for Mature
Daddy Dickson
Daddy Irrigation
Lord Fluffynutts
Hijo D’puta
Mike Coxlonger
Poots Mcgee

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Adorable AF
Ted Schnoot
Cute Justice
Wittle Bean
Nuzzles Bb
Marshmallow Floof
Buttons Kitaker

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Memery
Yolo Swagmoney
Marxo Bigbrain
Smorc Boii
Shoop Dawoop

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Exclamations
Dude Bro
Smash Tastic
Bob Do’something
Gad Zooks 

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FFXIV Phrases
Viewing- Catscene (a Miqo’te)
Doodie Button
Location Unavailable

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Just Great Names That I’m Not Sure How to Classify
Captain Dingus
Hatemail Expected
Purple Hazed
Nina Ofboy
Baer Arms
Epcot Ball
Sahara Vanderbooben

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Random Images Around Eorzea

My new 2P gearset from the NieR Automata raid:


A badass player:


Yet another badass player:


A nightcap and moogle slippers:


I really, really need to learn to repair more regularly:


Clothes were optional in this particular raid:


Dressed for summer:


The lost member of the Proclaimers:


A moogle gun:


When a player does a raid they’ve never done before, everyone in the group gets bonus experience. Someone in our raid was especially excited on seeing a new player and let this celebratory macro rip:


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Next time: Hopefully, my next FFXIV post will be the dancer storyline from 50-80, but it’s not imminent. I have a ways to go.