Monday, July 28, 2014

FFIV After Years – Part 36: The Russian is Cut (The Lunarian’s Tale)

Summary: Golbez and Fusoya wander the moon looking for trouble. It kind of sucks. Eventually they check out Bahamut’s Lair, where they’re confronted not only with a shackled Bahamut, but with the most horrifying non-boss mob the series has produced. They move onto a meteor strike similar to the crater on earth, where they confront Evil Moon Girl and somehow WIN.

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Lunar Tunnels/Surface

-Weird. We’re still affected by the lunar phases here.

-The tunnels/surface are the first time in The After Years that non-boss combat has gotten really challenging and resource intensive.

-No idea where to go. Went through the Lunar Tunnels, but nothing happened. Back to the Crystal Palace I guess. Must’ve missed something.

-WHERE DO I GO

-SERIOUSLY, WHERE

-Lunar Ruins? No. Hummingway Cave? No. I HAVE NO IDEA TELL ME.

-I don’t like this mindless wandering, and I’m doing a LOT of it. Had enough of that in FFI.

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Lair of the Father

-Last place left unexplored. Maybe Bahamut’ll know what’s up.

-oh god oh god oh god Count Malboro = beyond horrifying


KILL IT WITH FIRE

-Yeah. I used Flare to blast the shit out of it because that avatar just creeped the fuck right out of me. Scariest sprite in the Final Fantasy series since though jelly-like mounds of eyeballs in FFII.

-Bahamut is stone! Or rather, “chained, body and soul, in another dimension.” At least this helps situate where we are in the timeline, after EMG launched her attack on Baron.

-Next step: meteor that fell south of Bahamut’s Lair.

-First, restock at Hummingway Abode.

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Impact Crater

-Another impact crater? VERY interesting. I had assumed this attacked originated from Lunarians, but this must be an invasion from… another moon?

-Yet again, the meteor eats at the earth. Even when it’s lunar earth.

-Fusoya knows it’s not just a meteor, but won’t (or can’t) say more than that.

-Mixture of pudding, lizards, and knights for enemies. FF is weird.

-Switching back from Blood Sword to Ancient Sword on Golbez. Damage is just too low on Blood Sword, despite the healing it gives.

-Did pudding resists weaken? It seems like any magic damage hurts them, not just the magic their most vulnerable to.

-EVIL MOON GIRL

-And EMG is even in “need to know” mode with other Lunarians, leading me to believe that she even looks down on Fusoya as an inferior species. Who is she???

-She wants the crystals.

-Boss time with EMG! She summons Asura, the most annoying of possible Eidolons.

-And… they destroyed me.


Evil Moon Girl + Asura = pain

-A lot.

-I tried a bunch of methods including reflecting her, reflecting me, Taunting and reflecting me, reflecting both of us, and kept getting my ass kicked six ways from Sunday. Eventually, I just said “fuck it” and went all-in. Used Fusoya for occasional Curaga, and just Firaga’d EMG. Seriously close shave, but

-FINALLY

-BEAT HER

-SHE’S CUT, THE RUSSIAN’S CUT!!!! I HURT HER I HURT HER YOU SEE SHE’S NOT A MACHINE SHE’S A WOMAN

-Is this a Golbez/Zeromus deal, where she’s not the real problem, but is rather the puppet on someone else’s string?

-Uh oh. Her sprite’s not disappearing. In FF, this likely means she’s knocked out rather than dead, but Fusoya and Golbez are walking away.


FF Rule #81: A corpse that doesn’t blink out of existence may not be a corpse at all.

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Next time: back to the Crystal Palace to check on the crystals