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-Luca’s class is “Shop Hand.” Cool! I hope that when I get to the MMOs, I can be a shop hand too (though I doubt it).
-Luca looks like she’s wearing a sideways golf visor.
-The Evil already took three dark crystals? Which one is left?
-fffffffuuuuuuuuuu….
-AGAIN WITH THE SEALED CAVE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
-Okay.
-Please, PLEASE let me get there and just stroll through unimpeded to the crystal room. No more OF THOSE FUCKING TRAP DOORS GOD I HATE THEM
-Ooh, someone in the castle says Tomra has weapons for me.
-Aw. The Developers’ Room in the castle moved. I wonder if I’ll see an updated version.
-I found “Kokkel Ore.” Hopefully this’ll give me some super awesome weapon later.
-You have to be kidding me. Calca and Brina are joining the party. This is horrifying.
My new party members.
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-Left the castle, and onto Tomra.Nice town, and it’s cool to see that it grew a lot since the base game due to trade, but the stuff there is WAY too expensive.
-In order to build levels, get cash, and explore, I cleared the Sylph Cave next. I’m happy to see lowbie mobs here, and to not need float to avoid the poison.
-Noo!!! The sylphs are stone too!
-Luckily, I remembered the layout of this cave from the base game, so it went pretty smoothly.
-Calca and Brina are actually not bad party members. Each has a random attack. Calca has a “Jive” move that does some random damaging effect on the enemies, which is not terrible. Brina is better. Her “Dance” gives me party a random buff or heal, cure, or heal. It’s pretty reliable for healing, but much more hit or miss if I want some other effect, like Raise or Esuna.
-But I don’t care how effective they are because they’re dolls and they are still creepy wtf
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Next time: I try to not throw my keyboard at the wall as I go yet again to the Sealed Cave.
